I feel like I’m starring in a lifetime movie
I just shed a fucking tear because I pulled up to top dog exactly as it closed. What the actual fuck. I need to get a handle on my life.
Duuuuuuuuude. Check out this gorgeous portrait @unstablecomponent did of me! I’m flattered to be an inspiration to you! Seriously, this is so great. 😍 😁
So this is a screenshot from my coworkers phone. The white messages are from my other coworker who is “in love with me” and hates the fact that I’m gay. I think it’s safe to say it’s time for a restraining order.