Split lip Cedano
I feel like I’m starring in a lifetime movie

I feel like I’m starring in a lifetime movie

I just shed a fucking tear because I pulled up to top dog exactly as it closed. What the actual fuck. I need to get a handle on my life.

I just shed a fucking tear because I pulled up to top dog exactly as it closed. What the actual fuck. I need to get a handle on my life.

Duuuuuuuuude. Check out this gorgeous portrait @unstablecomponent did of me! I’m flattered to be an inspiration to you! Seriously, this is so great. 😍 😁

Duuuuuuuuude. Check out this gorgeous portrait @unstablecomponent did of me! I’m flattered to be an inspiration to you! Seriously, this is so great. 😍 😁

So this is a screenshot from my coworkers phone. The white messages are from my other coworker who is “in love with me” and hates the fact that I’m gay. I think it’s safe to say it’s time for a restraining order.

So this is a screenshot from my coworkers phone. The white messages are from my other coworker who is “in love with me” and hates the fact that I’m gay. I think it’s safe to say it’s time for a restraining order.

I expelled the devil from my body this morning 😱

I expelled the devil from my body this morning 😱

Bust out the jumper cables

Bust out the jumper cables

Currently

Currently

It’s hard to draw bondage stuff at work

It’s hard to draw bondage stuff at work

#slaps #slapporn #stickers #sticker #stickerporn #ldawg14 #wpod14 #selfportrait #selfie

#slaps #slapporn #stickers #sticker #stickerporn #ldawg14 #wpod14 #selfportrait #selfie